In these troubling times we must all panic and drive ourselves deeper in dept via a government that 81% of Americans don’t trust.
What is a 2 trillion dollar stimulus package? Does that mean all 330 Million Americans will receive $6,060.60? No, don’t be silly. Every Man, Woman, Child, and New Born Baby, is now $6,060.60 (plus interest, lots of interest) deeper in debt. For that low price you may or may not receive a so-called “Stimulus” check. If you do it certainly won’t be $6,060.60 and definitely not refundable (interest is already incurring) . Gee Thanks! I’m feeling stimulated now.
NOT to FRET we here at Judicial Center are offering to match the entire Stimulus Deal that was just signed into law, with some exceptions that will provide relief to almost everyone.
For the low price of $6,060.60
– You are Guaranteed to have the option of receiving a check for $1,200,
– We will use the remainder of the money to purchase and carry out random cocaine hair follicle test on Politicians and Bar Association Members.
Offer 1 – Full Judicial Center Stimulus Offer – $6,060.60
Offer 2 – Cocaine Hair Follicle Testing of one Politician/Bar Association Member $130
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www.JUDICIAL.CENTER is now tripling our offer!
for the low price of $18,181
we offering you $1,200
Update: April 15, 2020 – 2T Bill was actually 6T
As of April 15, 2020 Death toll is 129 thousand (globally)
6T/129k = 46.5M as of April 15, 2020
We think it may have been necessary for America to bury all the COVID dead around the world in golden caskets…
Michael Jackson’s burial costed a mere $1M.
As an Alternative the Feds could have issued checks to EVERY American of all ages, a check for: $18,181
That won’t happen, too many straws need a steady flow of white powder.
Every American of all ages are now in debt an additional $18,181 + TONS of INTEREST!
6T/330M